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-- twinArmageddons [TA] began pestering sickbeatsLovestory [SL] at 21:24 --
[09:24] TA: y0u may
-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering sickbeatsLovestory [SL] at 21:25 --
[09:25] SL: Ahh, alright. I'm talking to some other person about it, they type in all caps witch is a little annoying, but, I'm on my friends computer and have no idea what this is, can you help?
[09:26] TA: ...why are y0u talking t0 karkat ab0ut a c0mputer pr0blem..
[09:26] TA: thats just asking f0r pain.
[09:26] SL: ...What the fuck is a Karkat?
[09:26] TA: HAHAHAHAHA
[09:26] TA: OH MY GOD
[09:26] TA: YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
[09:26] TA: hahahahehee.
[09:26] TA: 0h l0rd im saving that.
[09:26] TA: 0kay
[09:26] TA: nevermind
[09:26] TA: whats the pr0blem
[09:26] SL: uh- okay.
[09:27] SL: I just wanna know what the hell is on my friends computer. Pesterchum? Thats...Something I've never heard of.
[09:27] SL: Theres pictures of this weird looking purple guy, he has a scarf? Is that an Eridan or something?
[09:27] SL: Is this Pokemon?
[09:28] TA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:28] TA: OH
[09:28] TA: MY
[09:28] TA: GOD
[09:28] TA: y0u are MAKEING
[09:28] TA: my night
[09:28] TA: HAHAHAH
[09:28] TA: 0h l0rd i havent laughed this hard in years.
[09:28] SL: What?
[09:28] SL: Dude, really?
[09:28] SL: What the fuck is this?
[09:28] TA: 0kay
[09:28] TA: here
[09:29] TA: #TRUTH_OR_DARE_FOR_GRUBS
[09:29] TA: click that
[09:29] TA: and j0in it
[09:29] TA: and we will explain
[09:30] SL: Okay
[09:30] SL: Joined
[09:30] TA: s0
[09:31] TA: y0u ARE talking t0 karkat
[09:31] TA: heh.
[09:31] TA: w0w.
[09:31] TA: 0kay
[09:31] TA: well
[09:31] TA: l0ng st0ry sh0rt
[09:31] TA: Karkats a tr0ll.
[09:31] TA: as am i.
[09:31] SL: A..troll?
[09:31] TA: mhm.
[09:31] SL: Like, the kind of the internet?
[09:31] TA: That, and a literal 0ne.
[09:31] TA: h0rns included.
[09:31] TA: that guy y0u said was eridan.
[09:32] TA: hes a tr0ll as well
[09:32] TA: His name is, as y0u can guess, Eridan.
[09:32] SL: Mmm. He's weird.
[09:32] TA: yes.
[09:32] TA: he is
[09:32] SL: ...So. Trolls.
[09:32] SL: That weird.
[09:32] SL: thats*
[09:32] TA: there are quite a few in this mem0
[09:32] TA: grimAuxiliartix
[09:33] TA: is a tr0ll
[09:33] TA: her name is Kanaya
[09:33] TA: CuttlefishCuller is 0ne as well
[09:33] TA: her name is feferi
[09:33] TA: <3
[09:33] SL: ...Intresting. This is just a comunity of trolls then?
[09:34] TA: well n0t c0mpletly
[09:34] TA: see ect0Bi0l0gician?
[09:34] TA: His name is j0hn.
[09:34] TA: hes human.
[09:34] SL: John?
[09:34] SL: This is weird.
[09:34] TA: well here.
[09:34] SL: This Homestuck thing...or what ever she was giggling about.
[09:34] TA: g0 t0 this site.
[09:35] TA: www.mspaintadventures.c0m
[09:35] TA: and read the c0mic.
[09:35] TA: y0u will understand.
[09:35] SL: Alright...
[09:35] TA: my advise
[09:35] SL: ?
[09:35] TA: it MIGHT seem b0ring at first
[09:35] TA: but when y0u get t0 the very first flash vide0
[09:35] TA: and the end 0f chapter 0ne
[09:36] TA: things pick up
[09:36] TA: and y0u will enj0y it.
[09:36] SL: Okay.
[09:36] TA: s0 have fun!
[09:36] SL: Do I become a troll or what ever after that?
[09:36] TA: n0 n0 n0
[09:36] TA: n0t if y0u d0nt want t0
[09:36] TA: there are plenty 0f humans pn this.
[09:36] TA: 0n*
[09:36] TA: Y0u will kn0w them
[09:36] TA: because they d0nt use pesterchum
[09:36] TA: they use tr0llian
[09:36] TA: and instead 0f pestering y0u
[09:37] TA: it will say they are tr0lling y0u
[09:37] SL: Ahh.
[09:37] SL: Sounds...Kinda cool.
[09:37] TA: i w0uld keep away fr0m the tr0lls f0r n0w th0ugh.
[09:37] SL: They don't like me?
[09:37] TA: well
[09:37] TA: certain 0nes
[09:37] TA: are very..
[09:37] TA: ...
[09:38] TA: ass h0ly
[09:38] TA: CG f0r example
[09:38] SL: He's a bitch.
[09:38] TA: is the number 0ne y0u want t0 stay away fr0m f0r n0w
[09:38] TA: hehe.
[09:38] TA: yeah its great.
[09:38] TA: Just stay away fr0m him th0ugh.
[09:38] SL: Is he the guy with the red blood?
[09:38] TA: hes the w0rst.
[09:38] SL: ..Alright.
[09:38] SL: Wait, wait.
[09:38] TA: yes. Thats pr0bably 0ne 0f the things y0u d0nt want t0 start thr0wing ar0und.
[09:39] SL: Your the guy with the yellow blood, Eri-douche looking guy is purple blood, and Karkat is red blood.
[09:39] SL: Are you guys like, together?
[09:39] TA: HAHAHA n0 n0 n0 n0
[09:39] TA: n0t like that.
[09:39] TA: but we are friends.
[09:40] TA: the twelve 0f us are at least.
[09:40] TA: frienemys y0u can say.
[09:40] SL: Then why are you making out? Or...God. What is this PORN?
[09:40] TA: fan art.
[09:40] TA: y0u tend t0 stay away fr0m that.
[09:40] TA: but its n0t can0n.
[09:40] SL: oooooooh.
[09:40] TA: s0 d0nt w0rry ab0ut it.
[09:40] SL: Alright. More sense.
[09:40] TA: the site i gave t0 y0u is were y0u sh0uld start.
[09:40] SL: So your all basicaly role playing, I guess?
[09:40] SL: I know. I'm browsing.
[09:42] TA: mhm.
[09:42] TA: thats t0 sum it up, yes.
[09:42] TA: we are.
[09:42] SL: Ahhh! Okay. I get that much. Is my friend on of the characters?
[09:42] SL: SickbeatsLovestory, or what ever?
[09:42] TA: we exchange handles with 0ther players because n0ne 0f them are actually OURS. they are free t0 use f0r RP purp0ses as much as they wish.
[09:42] SL: oooooh.
[09:43] TA: s0.
[09:43] SL: Okay. I get it.
[09:43] TA: when y0u l0g 0ff.
[09:43] TA: if i wanted.
[09:43] TA: i c0uld take y0ur handle.
[09:43] TA: but pe0ple tend t0 make and stick with 0ne handle
[09:43] TA: its the can0n handles that are exhchanged.
[09:43] TA: s0 y0u might talk t0 me n0w and i am civil.
[09:43] TA: but if y0u talk t0 me later 0r t0marr0w
[09:44] TA: it c0uld be a different pers0n.
[09:44] SL: Okay. So this is just a personal one?
[09:44] SL: Ahh. Alright.
[09:44] TA: yes YOURS is a pers0nal 0ne
[09:44] TA: but mine is exchanged.
[09:44] SL: Yeah. I get it.
[09:45] SL: So people just bother you all the time your on, or something? To fuck with the character?
[09:45] TA: yeah. that. and the 0ther can0ns talk t0 each 0ther as well
[09:46] SL: Thats really cool, actully.
[09:48] SL: Okay, thanks a bunch. This comic is...odd. But, maybe I can get it. My friend has a bunch of t-shirts from this site.
[09:48] SL: Shes such a nerd.
[09:48] TA: there are many 0f th0se.
[09:49] SL: I'd assume so, this is popular, isn't it?
[09:49] SL: I mean, they have there own god damned IM.
[09:49] TA: yep.
[09:51] SL: Cool beans. Thanks a bunch for not being a douche like Kar-whatever-no speaky colour blood dude.
[09:53] TA: heh n0 pr0blem.
-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering sickbeatsLovestory [SL] at 21:56 --
So, in my leavings, I didn't know my friend came through my window and got on my laptop. Pesterchum was open, and so she decided to brows the people.

Little did she know they wee trolls.

This is hillarious, and the Sollux, was beig a good sport, and helping and now she loves HS.

Go figure.
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